Seldom used pecker to lend

I have a classic 40 year old pecker that has been sitting untouched for several months except for my taking it out to start it up and change the oil daily. Works great, well built, gets the tough jobs done, but hasn’t been in much action lately and I’m hoping someone might have a use [...]
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Claris:
Got an annonymus love letter in college, i wanna know who wrote it?
(21 October 2016)

Claris:
I checked all girls in my class, none of them seems particulalry interested.
(21 October 2016)

Claris:
I want to find who wrote that letter so we can work something out.
(21 October 2016)

Claris:
I was actually looking for a girlfriend.
(21 October 2016)

Tandy:
How to tell a guy you like him with words?
(21 October 2016)

Tandy:
I want to find out how he feels, but I don't want to shock him if it's unexpected.
(21 October 2016)

Tandy:
And, too, I know he might have been deliberately ignoring them but I want to meet this head on.
(21 October 2016)

Tandy:
I'm done with dropping hints and letting things take their course.
(21 October 2016)

Manie:
My friend is extremely stringy?
(21 October 2016)

Manie:
I know $78,000 is a lot of money, but he literally has 50 times that much in the bank.
(21 October 2016)