The guy at the omelette station is working for them

Any sudden movement will blow our cover. Now, when I take my hand off your mouth do not scream. Snap your fingers twice if you understand. That might be okay on its own but you actually heaped them on top of a biscuit and covered them in bacon. So is the wait staff and the … Continue reading "The guy at the omelette station is working for them"
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Zona:
My current gf and I hung out and talked for a like 5 months about 2 years ago, then we went our separate ways.
(21 September 2016)

Zona:
But, the thing is is that I said it happened 2 years ago, when it really happened 10 months ago.
(21 September 2016)

Zona:
She was heart broken at the fact that it was a lie all 9months we'd been together.
(21 September 2016)

Zona:
It was the easy way out and I figured I would just say my ex so she didn't think I was some hoe.
(21 September 2016)

Zona:
So I was drunk w my gf and I accidentally spilled and said I had sex with a random girl.. when she first asked who id been with, I said it was once with my ex of 2 years.
(21 September 2016)

Matha:
Do men, 25-40 fantasize about 13-16 year old girls?
(21 September 2016)

Matha:
When the girl looks a lot older than she is, and has boobs and curves.
(21 September 2016)

Taylor:
Like I said, I would like to be proud of him but he does not want to continue the family lineage of being in the medical field and it breaks my heart.
(21 September 2016)

Taylor:
I keep telling him to be a doctor or even a nurse, but he seems animate that he wants to be a mechanical engineer.
(21 September 2016)

Taylor:
He has told me that he wants to be a mechanical engineer.
(21 September 2016)