Ready to settle down

I’m 45, Single, Never Married, No kids, Attractive, 6′2, 190 lbs., clean shaven, full head of hair, a non smoker, drug-free, and my shoe size is 13! Humor is very important to me because life is too short to be miserable. I love to be silly and playful yet I have a serious side too. [...]
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Loretta:
He never once admitted that he was with her at the time that it happened or that he was parked on her block, why not.
(24 September 2016)

Loretta:
When I asked him if it was maybe his ex he said it might be.
(24 September 2016)

Loretta:
When I kept asking him if it happened on his block he lied and said it did.
(24 September 2016)

Loretta:
I denied it but he claimed that the neighbors had a night vision camera that could pinpoint who did it.
(24 September 2016)

Loretta:
He text me the next morning claiming he knew I slashed his tires.
(24 September 2016)

Loretta:
I was so passed that I pulled out my switch blade and slashed his tires.
(24 September 2016)

Loretta:
His ex only lives a few blocks from me so I drove down her block and doom there was his car.
(24 September 2016)

Loretta:
He wouldn't answer or return my calls all night I was furious.
(24 September 2016)

Loretta:
Instead he ignored me all night.
(24 September 2016)

Loretta:
My boyfriend was suppose to come and take care of me.
(24 September 2016)